multifandomish:

hello 911 yes uhh i’m being forced to grow up please help



Your scumbag brother-in-law took my rainy day fund!



They’re just following orders



katezbishop:

[messages you at three a.m.] hey do u wanna hear my headcanons



ladypentaghast:

in dragon age u can loot money off spiders. why did that spider have money. was he goign to the spider market before i killed him?? maybe he was just trying 2 feed his wife and children and then i MURDERED him



  • date idea: you.. me.. i lay in ur arms.. bleeding everywhere.. diamond heist gone wrong.. im a fuckin rat


troybakerofficial:

Troy Baker??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Troy Baker spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Troy Baker scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen