gwen stacy never got to go to oxford university and i’m going to cry myself to sleep goodbye

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

ewmartin:

/commits a murder/

aw jeez 

happy birthday to god’s gift himself, troy baker

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - International Trailer (x)

the amazing spider-man 2 was incredible do not dare speak ill of it to me

ofelrond:

relationship tip #2: look deeply into his eyes and whisper ‘i’m with you till the end of the line’ and th- fuck. fuckiing mother fucking shit . this was supposed to be a joke i was trying to make a joke but now im crying fucking s hIT i fucked up i fuckedu p i fUCKED 

man we’re supposed to be seeing spider-man tonight but planning it has caused me so much stress in the last half hour i truly would rather stay in bed